Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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