I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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