I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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