just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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