even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
