Dual....:-)
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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