It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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