How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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