Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
