He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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