The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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