Heybabeimwearingurpanties
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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