I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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