I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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