remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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