He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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