If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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