I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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