...so i touched it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
