where does the pee come out of this thing
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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