I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
They are going to name an STD after you.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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