we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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