We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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