Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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