may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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