I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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