If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have fence marks all over my body
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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