Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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