I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The beer is more important than you right now.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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