How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
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I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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