How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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