We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
