just tell him i said nine months
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
that is very illegal...i love you.
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