Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
