what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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