The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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