Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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