why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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