Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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