Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
