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• (708): View more from Illinois

  you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend

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  why?

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  so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Your dick is once again the conversation topic.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Now have a vodka water and get your shit together

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands

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• (406): View more from Montana

  bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Who showers for four hours?!

  (760): View more from California

  It was like a tropical nap.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i think im in europe. pls send help

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...

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