A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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