But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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