Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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