I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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