If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Randomize
