Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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