I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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