Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
The ass gains better be worth it
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