i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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