Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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