Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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