Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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